Do you remember the website Stuff White People Like, well there is something starting in Chicago that should make its way to that site with the quickness. It is a Snuggie Pubcrawl.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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3 comments:
There's one in Baltimore next weekend. I'm going to get a crew together to wear Jumpin' Jammers and battle to the death for comfortable house wear supremacy.
So it went down like this last weekend... I just landed from a spin-kick to the face of one of those cursed Snuggie wearers when out of F'ing nowhere I hear Billy Mays screech "Thundercats are Gooooooooooooo!"
He drilled me in the face with some Mighty Putty and I got bitch slapped by his Bloomin' Onion Maker. At this point I was fucking fed up! I whipped out my Shamwow held it to the sky to summon the only back-up I felt could handle big Billy, Jim Geraghty.
Billy laughs maniacally and proceeds to beat me within inches of my life. He sprayed me in the eye with some CLR and fish-hooked me with a Hercules Hook.
Needless to say, I was in trouble. Then, like the dick he is, fuckin' Geraghty shows up, in a goddamn Snuggie, high as shit on crystal meth.
Just I feel I have been defeated because he was wasted, Jimmy G screams KABOOM! and with a sneak move rips the bottle out of Billy's hand and chugs it, little did I know this shit gives you Hulk like superpowers. He FUCKS Billy up in front of everyone, Jimmy rips of his Snuggie and his skin is made out of Shamwows!! He absorbs the blows of the Snuggie faithful like spilled cola. He looks at me and says "I can't do this all day" and flies away.
The Jumpin' Jammers were victorious, thanks to Jim Geraghty
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